s&m's attempts to pull off the big surprise

s: how do you feel today?
f: nggggg
m: let's go for a walk!
f: nggggg. shall i bring maude?
s & m: NO!

5 min later...
m: umm..let's walk THIS way. i heard about this bar...
f: (starts dragging her feet) errr....guys?
s & m: look! it's a tattoo parlor! let's go in!
f: (faints)